What Means This

WHAT THE EF? Getting back to the trucks with balls...I guess I need a bit of clarification from the male populous about about the true intent of these most unusual and yes, fletardo, car acc-sessories. Is the message I'VE got big balls or MY TRUCK, ESCALADE, BLAZER, etc. has big balls, and where pray tell do you find these things? How are they packaged? Warnings on the labels? How much do they cost? Most importantly, who is the jokesta that invented them? If that jackass isn't laughing all the way to the bank.....I mean really. If there's a more assinine idea please let me know. In fact surely there must be, yet I'm stumped!!! The Silly straw? Nope. Silly string? Nope. Ronco "Be-Jeweler"? Nope..... Oh yeah, and I was in Manch-Vegas in traffice and a guy next to me did in fact, have a pair of Brass Ones hanging off his review. I actually had to point them out to M.I.A. and ask for a second opinion, because quite frankly, I couldn't believe my own eyes! "Is tha...are those? They couldn't be...Oh For Christ's Sake They Are. I figured the driver was most likely from Saugus or Lowell, which may be considered "dumbass profiling", but hey. I calls em likes I sees 'em. What a bizarre ritual! Next thing you know- well I don't even want to think about it.