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Saturday, November 10, 2007

::Trumpet Flourish::
Announcing a new feminist phrase for the lexicon.Instead of "balls," as in "have you got the balls for that?", etc.--or "ovaries," which come on, let's all admit it: so reductive, and definitely has that "trying too hard" vibe, admit it.From here on out, the phrase is "do you have the skirt for that?" Variations include, but are not limited to, "she's really got the skirt for that," "that really takes the right kind of skirt," "you haven't got the skirt for that," etc.Extra bonus points for being a man who uses this phrase. Extra super brilliant bonus points for my brilliant and hilarious boyfriend, who realized that my saying "well, I have the skirt for it" was appropriatable for these purposes, and declared his intention to steal the phrase and make it his own.

Torque Wrench throws her 2 cents in:

Yeah, I got the skirt for it...as in, You talkin' to me? I didn't EFN think so..you got no EFN skirt, biatch! HA and Double HA....or wait, wait, here's one: Don't be an idiot! You don't have the skirt for that, you tool! The boots maybe, but the skirt? I don't think so. Step aside and watch someone with some real skirt show you how it's done!

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