Crazy Russian Credit Card Stealers

Miss Mary Smack:

Of course you realize that company you get your music from is Russian which has like the highest crime rate in the industrialized world not to mention probably like a gazillion boiler room internet credit card rip-off centers.....
Any freaky activity on your account? I want to buy a Lee Margan album (listen to The Sidewinder sample--it is awesome-Liz wants it bad...


Torque Wrench replies:

Must you send me this information about the whole Russian 'sweatroom' credit card stealer people (which I saw on 20/20) and how this music site is Russian and now I have to add this to my hideously long list of things to obsess about until my head hurts because I obviously have a brain tumor from having to talk on my EFN dumbass phone constantly! Are you trying to drive me mad woman? Plus, no I haven't noticed any UNUSUAL activity on my card but by CHRIST I will now have to check to be sure even though I just paid my card today- which reminds me that the music account is on my debit card so good EFN luck to the CHUMP that tries to go to town on that one! He/she might, and I stress might, be able to score a pair of socks, a gallon of milk and a carton of floorsweepin' cigarettes before that GRAVYTRAIN winds down. HA
GOT TO GO
T.W.

FYI...did you know that you can now LOCK your credit?? Yes indeed you can. Probably the single thing that Congress has done in the past 7 years that actually is worth a 'EF'...of course, should you desire more or new credit you must "unlock" it for a small fee and a few days delay, but that's so smart I can't believe I didn't think of it!