The Chronicles of Vagarnia

Hey Ho from the Northeast on the eve of yet another 'Noreaster'. I'm sure you will not be surprised to find out that I will be taking part in "The Vagina Monologues" or as M.I.A. refers to it, "The Chronicles of Vagarnia" BAHAAAAA! So anyway, one of the parts that I get to read is the following:

Outrageous Vagina Fact:

It is illegal to sell vibrators in the following states: Alabama, Texas, Mississippi, Georgia, Louisiana, Virginia and Indiana. In some states, if you are caught with intent to sell, you could receive up to $5,000 in fines and face up to 3 years of hard labor. It is totally legal to sell guns in all of these states. We have yet to hear of a MASS MURDER committed with a VIBRATOR.

And that my friends says more about the sorry ass state of the world we live in than prices at the gas pump. So here's a question. Do you think if someone who lives in one of those states, should they order "said device" over the 'internets', can the company sell it to them? Or do they have to set up a PO Box in an adjoining state so as not to get caught in a "vibrator sting"??? Or, what if you travel, say, to one of the states in question, and your bag is searched, say, at the airport and they find the questionable apparatus. Could you be charged with intent to sell? 'Cause how many vibrators do you have to have in your possession to be considered a "Vibrator Dealer"????? These are my questions and I want answers!!! Scheeesch....why don't people relax like in our state, where you can visit with the Governor in the State House, step across the street, pop into Thornes, stock up on "all things KINK" and then go about your day! You gotta give it up for NH...Not often, or at least I imagine not, do you see window dummies in various revealing get-ups (see-through teddies, feather trimmed g-strigs, 6 inch stiletto heels, riding crops and party masks, directly across from the State's Capital Building.

Well, Ill have to report back on the morrow about the latest snowfall. Until then, sleep tight my little pets.

Torky