So....as you can see with your own eyes, a good time was had by all at the Annual Yankee Swap at Louise's house...as M.I.A. was barreling out the door for a MUCH needed smoke, he managed to back my ass into the stairs, which of course made me fall, to the happiness and delight of all present and what you see scattered on the rug, floor, my pants and hands, would be the remnants of my practically famous and quite tasty bleu cheese cups, which I was serving a fresh plate of 'hostess style'. Ah. Nothing says "family gathering" like someone falling on their ass! Please note that all this was accomplished 'sans' alchohol, unlike the time I took out the bass player at that club in the "old Port" whilst partaking in MUCH MERRIMENT and doing a super cool dance move which managed to somehow catapult me into the speaker by the stage, taking the bass player out 'thusly'...good times, good times! I believe that was also the night that Ro Mo Ho and I took advantage of the new "tipsy taxi" service (free ride for those too hammered to drive their own cars home-we didn't arrive in a car-we walked to the bar, but hey) and were broadsided at the first intersection we came to by - you guessed it- a DRUNK DRIVER! But that my friends, is another story for another day! Bon soir, mon petit chou!