Snow, polls, and the Huckleberry Hounders

And it snowed and snowed and snowed....so much so that the 'Abster' had to donn her vest and get the snorkel out...no lie...they were calling for 3-6 inches and we got like eleventy EFN million- OK slight exaggeration, but we got at least a foot. What means this? Plus I can't EFN remember EVER having this much snow before Christmas!! Not even as a youngun! M.I.A. has been working 'round the clock and good EFN thing as that would mean that at least ONE of us is getting an EFN paycheck! "Mamma's, don't let your babies grow up to be Realtors"... And while I'm on a roll- I'm about EFN tired of picking up the GD phone to answer political polls. While they can be entertaining at first (August) and make you feel smart and important, blah,blah,blah, they start to wear a little EFN thin in the last week of December- so if everyone would just GODDAMN VOTE in the first place I, as a NH resident, wouldn't be forced to endure these hideously presented questions, complete with mispronounciations! And you know what? I could hardly give a RATS ASS that Mike EFN Hucklberry Finn got junkfood out of public schools! I'm more concerned about him keeping JESUS out of the Primary...Where the EF do I live? Ala-fuckin-bama? No I Do Not! And would someone PLEASE tell Obama to eat an EFN sandwich! How the flippin' Christ does he expect to get elected if he weighs LESS than the average female in this EFN country(which in itself is a SAD EFN statement!) What the EFN EF? Oh the wailing....I would add more but I'm tired from groveling, I mean shoveling and it should be painfully obvious to all that I'm on the short end of good EFN will to mankind today. I cashed in that chip at about, oh eight o'clock, when I picked up the phone to take an AUTOMATED POLL for flippin christ's sake (yes, of course I took it! What do you think I am?) ...who the EF thinks this shit up? If I've said it once, I've said it eleventy million times...HEY. Keep your stupid to yourself!

The shovelin' EFN Torque Wrench