New car fever taken to new heights!!

Sandy Wong gets turned on by expensive and classic cars, motorcycles and women with big feet and really likes to expose himself in public.

Unfortunately, the 45-year-old Edmonton man’s sexual deviancy has led to him “pleasuring” himself while sitting on the roof of cars, including a BMW on display at the Home and Garden Show at the Northlands Agricom.

Court heard Wong was observed checking out three BMW vehicles on display at the BMW display at the Home and Garden Show on March 22. Then, he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.

Shortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweat pants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver’s door window.
Security eventually detained Wong until police showed up and a clean-up crew had to wash down the BMW.

According to psychiatrist Dr. Curtis Woods, Wong says he is “sexually attracted” to the BMW’s roof top because “it’s curved like a woman’s body, the sex appeal, it felt good.”

Woods said Wong reported he also gets aroused by certain cars, including a 1967 Camaro and a 1955 Chevy Bel Air, and blames the owners for buying the cars because it tempts him to “pleasure” himself.

Court heard Wong was also arrested May 24 for jumping on a 2005 MiniCooper outside the downtown Boston Pizza, dropping his pants and proceeding to “tuck, rub and bounce his naked genitalia” on the hood of the car.

He also admitted climbing onto the roof of a 1991 Buick Century parked at the rear of a south-side home, taking off his clothes and masturbating on June 12.

What Means This

WHAT THE EF? Getting back to the trucks with balls...I guess I need a bit of clarification from the male populous about about the true intent of these most unusual and yes, fletardo, car acc-sessories. Is the message I'VE got big balls or MY TRUCK, ESCALADE, BLAZER, etc. has big balls, and where pray tell do you find these things? How are they packaged? Warnings on the labels? How much do they cost? Most importantly, who is the jokesta that invented them? If that jackass isn't laughing all the way to the bank.....I mean really. If there's a more assinine idea please let me know. In fact surely there must be, yet I'm stumped!!! The Silly straw? Nope. Silly string? Nope. Ronco "Be-Jeweler"? Nope..... Oh yeah, and I was in Manch-Vegas in traffice and a guy next to me did in fact, have a pair of Brass Ones hanging off his review. I actually had to point them out to M.I.A. and ask for a second opinion, because quite frankly, I couldn't believe my own eyes! "Is tha...are those? They couldn't be...Oh For Christ's Sake They Are. I figured the driver was most likely from Saugus or Lowell, which may be considered "dumbass profiling", but hey. I calls em likes I sees 'em. What a bizarre ritual! Next thing you know- well I don't even want to think about it.