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Area Mom Could Have Made Same Meal At Home For Much Cheaper



http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38509


Yes, you have to read the whole damn thing...just so you can get to the part... "I was like jeeze, I just wanted grilled cheese. Quit being such a spaz!" BAHAAAHAA. SPAZ is unto itself such a delicious word! It should be used daily. In fact, it should have it's own holiday! National SPAZ day...or maybe Take a SPAZ to Lunch Day!

PS. Abby's name hangs in the balance! Immediate action required on the poll!