IT'S SNOWY AND MY DOG IS MENTAL

HELLOOO from the SNOWY North East...The dog, she gets mental!

HUH

So I'm thinking the person who made this neon sign got more than one laugh...They don't mince words in BROOKLYN

Well, hidee ho ho ho from the BAT CAVE...amazing the things you find when dragging out the Christmas decorations...why imagine this perfectly good BATMAN mask just pining away, forgotten on a shelf. Sheesh. And don't tell me that Lady Liberty should hide her light under a barrel...well, maybe we have an argument for that one given recent disgraceful events around the world...especially CUBA, but hey, getting back to the Christmas decorations....as you can see from the photos, I'm doing just about everything possible to avoid the yuletide spirit- call it willful on my part, I DON'T CARE, but I'm just not feeling it! And please, could someone call the networks and have the Beyonce ( Bee on say) Direct TV ad removed immediately! She and that gold dress are drivin' me EFN mental- upgrade this, you twinkie.

On a happy note, the collective "skids" will be woefully disappointed in my gift-giving this year as I'm sending a DVD that they will watch about children in Africa (What the EF? Why do I have to watch some gaylord movie about kids in Africa, as if) and I will also send a cd with hand picked songs that they will no doubt COMPLETELY miss the point of, but again, I DON'T CARE! I'm not buying crap this year- just making it! HA

I wish I could write, or show, or draw how big my feelings are for you all...my little tethers to the earth. Without you I'm not sure what I would do. I hope you all know in your huge hearts that I love you to the moon and beyond, beyond eternity and back again, to the very center of what makes me who I am. Love Ya

PS I saw 4 more people today who deserved a " HEY. Keep your stupid to yourself" shirt...slow day

The Penis Tree

I must say...Torky got quite a chuckle out of the recent posting by Rainking of The Penis Tree! *See pic below* Now if that doesn't warm the 'cock'les of your heart, I don't know what does. Juvenile, I know, yet...BAAHAAAAA- and quite frankly after the thankless last two weeks that I've been through, I need a little sumpin' to put the spring back in my step


Love you all madly and beyond the mere measure of time,

The EFN torque wrench

World's Largest Woodpecker